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Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
I do have a lot of thoughts about that, and my first thought is always that, it doesn’t matter what I think about it really. I’m thirty-three now, and I always have this thing, where I think I’m on the forefront of where things are going, and then I think again, and I think, no, the twenty year old is at the fore-front, and then I think again, and I think the thirteen year old kid right now,...